SubhanAllah: March 2008

Monday, March 31, 2008

Beauty of The Beard

"Glorified be He who beautifies women
with long locks of hair
And Men with long beards
There is beauty in the beard
Aye, there is beauty in the beard!

Woe to worldly women who mock the beards so!
Desiring husbands with clean shaven faces
Woe to women who mock the Prophets Sunnah
In the name of hygiene, neatness and smooth texture
Indeed the women of this world cannot like the beard
But she who wants Paradise adores the beard!

All the Prophets had beards - yes they did!
Muhammad had a beard - so big! so big!
All the companions had beards - o yes! o yes!
All the sages had beards - I know! I know!
All the wise have beards - tis true! tis true!
All the pious have beards - you see! you see!
All the Muslims have beards!? - if only! if only!

Who did not have beards? The kafirun!
Who had clean shaven faces? The kafirun!
Who grew their moustaches? The kafirun!
"And what did our Prophet order?" I here you ask
He ordered us to lengthen the beard
and trim the moustache!

So indeed I love my beard
And adore the curls and tangles
Which no oil, gel or superglue can ever straighten
My glorious long, curly, messy, fluffy beard!
The playhouse for kids;
The envy of Malaysian people
And the beloved of Allah!
But who care! For my Mum loves it
and she puts all such sisters to disgrace!
Be patient Muslim brothers, who shun
the trendy look for a Prophetic pose
Paradise with the wide eyed Houris
is our final abode!!!!!"

Friday, March 28, 2008

He slips...

“Go on man…just one puff!”

“No ways! Are you crazy! Its Haraam”

“Haraam! Ha! You never worried about that before.”

“My mother will kill me!”

“That old woman! She doesn’t have to know. One puff man…

and all your problems will disappear…it’s magic…bliss…go on, be a MAN!”

“…………OK fine! But just this once.”

And so it begins.

BE CAREFUL WHEN CHOOSING FRIENDS!

Beauty Tips For Sisters.

My dear sisters in Islam, please take a look at this advice, so that

you can stay attractive and beautiful for the rest of your life.

1- To beautify your eyes, lower your gaze towards strange men, this will make your eyes pure and shiny.

2- To have attractive lips, always remember to speak the truth.

3- As for blush and rouge, "Modesty" (Haya') is one of the best brands and it can be found in any of the Islamic centers.

4- To remove impurites from your face and body, use a soap called "Istighfaar". Insha'Allah this soap will remove any bad deeds. (Ameen)

5- Now about your hair, if any of you has a problem of hair split ends, then I suggest "Islamic Hijaab" which will protect your hair from damage.

6- As for jewellery, beautify your hands with humbleness and let your hands be a power to forgive people who hurt your feelings. And the necklace should be a sign to pardon you fellow brothers and sisters.

Insha'Allah, if you follow this advice given to you by the Creator you will gain a more beautiful and attractive inner and outer appearance.